Top 20 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

Written by Dave Rich

On February 7, 2013

Bad DateMost men have used at least one cheesy pick-up line at least once, even if just as a joke. Cheesy pick-up lines have been around for decades but do they actually work? As ice-breakers, they can miss or hit the mark. Be careful approaching women with some of these lines; you’re liable to get slapped!

Clean Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

1. “If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”

2. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”

3. “There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can’t take them off you.”

4. “You must be tired because you’ve been running around in my head all day.”

5. “Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!”

6. “Is it hot in here or is it just you?”

7. “I’ve seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?”

8. “Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it?”

9. “Is your name Gillette? …because you’re the best a man can get.”

10. “Is there a Rainbow, because you’re the treasure I’ve been searching for.”

Dirty Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

1. “Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.”

2. “You know, you’re very easy on the eyes…and very hard on my erection.”

3. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, “I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum.”

4. “Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.”

5. “Do you want to see something swell?”

6. “Are you as good as your mother?”

7. “Fuck me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?”

8. “I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.”

9. “There are 206 bones in the human body, want one more?”

10. “Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?”

Guys, what is your favorite pick-up line to use on a woman? Ladies, what is the weirdest (or most offensive) pick-up line you’ve ever heard?

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